Kris | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Kris. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for Kris. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for Kris. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Kris | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Kris. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Testing 2 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4216/Testing-2_what_what.php
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Tags: what what that ]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:55:28 -0500 7:53 tag:croncast.com,4216 This is test copy to see why it blowed up. no what, what, that, , Season 24 Ep 04: Center Pieces, No Baby Prize, Elope Now http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4284/Season-24-Ep-04:-Center-Pieces-No-Baby-Prize-Elope-Now_wedding-plans_elope.php Length: 27:20
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Length: 27:20
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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:20:27 -0400 27:20 tag:croncast.com,4284 Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Season 24 Ep 04: A Sampling http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4283/Season-24-Ep-04:-A-Sampling_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 4:10
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Length: 4:10
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:06:11 -0400 4:10 tag:croncast.com,4283 Episode: #604 Sampler Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Season 24 Ep 03: Conversion Van, Sears Catalog, Hazard County http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4282/Season-24-Ep-03:-Conversion-Van-Sears-Catalog-Hazard-County_penny-bags_sears-catalog.php Podcasts Length: 27:45
Format: mp3

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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Length: 27:45
Format: mp3

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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:21:48 -0400 27:45 tag:croncast.com,4282 Episode: #603 Length: 27:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade no penny bags, sears catalog, britax, conversion van, Season 24 Ep 03: The Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4281/Season-24-Ep-03:-The-Sampler_penny-bags_sears-catalog.php Podcasts Length: 4:47
Format: mp3

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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Length: 4:47
Format: mp3

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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:04:44 -0400 4:47 tag:croncast.com,4281 Episode: #603 Sampler Length: 4:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park no penny bags, sears catalog, britax, conversion van, Season 24 Ep 01: Prison Bunny, Arching, Routine http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4278/Season-24-Ep-01:-Prison-Bunny-Arching-Routine_firemen_cold-in-texas.php Podcasts Length: 30:45
Format: mp3

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It is cold in Texas!
And I am sick like a mofo
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Cold cold cold
Have a great weekend y'all
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: firemen cold in texas next up wondering sick ]]> Length: 30:45
Format: mp3

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It is cold in Texas!
And I am sick like a mofo
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Cold cold cold
Have a great weekend y'all
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: firemen cold in texas next up wondering sick ]]> Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:43:21 -0500 30:45 tag:croncast.com,4278 Show: #601 Length: 30:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It is cold in Texas! And I am sick like a mofo Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Cold cold cold Have a great weekend y'all Oh! And if you use the Twitters, no firemen, cold in texas, next up, wondering, sick Season 24 Ep 01: The 24th Begins, Sample http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4277/Season-24-Ep-01:-The-24th-Begins-Sample_firemen_cold-in-texas.php Podcasts Length: 3:47
Format: mp3

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It is cold in Texas!
And I am sick like a mofo
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Cold cold cold
Have a great weekend y'all
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: firemen cold in texas next up wondering sick ]]> Length: 3:47
Format: mp3

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It is cold in Texas!
And I am sick like a mofo
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Cold cold cold
Have a great weekend y'all
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: firemen cold in texas next up wondering sick ]]> Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:38:21 -0500 3:47 tag:croncast.com,4277 Show: #601 Sampler Length: 3:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It is cold in Texas! And I am sick like a mofo Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Cold cold cold Have a great weekend y'all Oh! And if you no firemen, cold in texas, next up, wondering, sick Season 23 Ep 25: Making SXSW, Puff that Cuff, Saul Bellow http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4276/Season-23-Ep-25:-Making-SXSW-Puff-that-Cuff-Saul-Bellow_san-antonio_sxsw.php Podcasts Length: 24:59
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Length: 24:59
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:14:23 -0500 24:59 tag:croncast.com,4276 Show: #600 Length: 24:59 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no san antonio, sxsw, austin texas, spring hill suites, Season 23 Ep 25: Sam Pullah http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4275/Season-23-Ep-25:-Sam-Pullah_san-antonio_sxsw.php Podcasts Length: 3:45
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Length: 3:45
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:08:52 -0500 3:45 tag:croncast.com,4275 Show: #600 Sampler Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville no san antonio, sxsw, austin texas, spring hill suites, Season 23 Ep 24: Contagious Pregnancy, In The Trailer, The Burden http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4274/Season-23-Ep-24:-Contagious-Pregnancy-In-The-Trailer-The-Burden_new-york_city-living.php Podcasts Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:58:25 -0500 29:27 tag:croncast.com,4274 Show: #559 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I'm starting my road trip this morning Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out no new york, city living, manhattan to bx, hamptons, Season 23 Ep 24: A Sample of What We Do http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4273/Season-23-Ep-24:-A-Sample-of-What-We-Do_new-york_city-living.php Podcasts Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:52:13 -0500 4:00 tag:croncast.com,4273 Show: #559-Sampler Length: 4:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I'm at the airport putting up the show Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the no new york, city living, manhattan to bx, hamptons, Season 23 Ep 23: Keep it quiet, Soundtrack, Funny faces http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4272/Season-23-Ep-23:-Keep-it-quiet-Soundtrack-Funny-faces_nannies_new-york.php Podcasts Length: 31:05
Format: mp3

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Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Length: 31:05
Format: mp3

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Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:33:09 -0500 31:05 tag:croncast.com,4272 Show: #558 Length: 31:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, Season 23 Ep 23: Samper of the Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4271/Season-23-Ep-23:-Samper-of-the-Croncast_nannies_new-york.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:29:26 -0500 4:01 tag:croncast.com,4271 Show: #558-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - no nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, Season 23 Ep 22: Dairy Ripple, Crockpot Love, The Shaman http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4270/Season-23-Ep-22:-Dairy-Ripple-Crockpot-Love-The-Shaman_shaman_webified.php Podcasts Length: 29:15
Format: mp3

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Hey, it's March already!
We're webified on the mobile front
Get your iPhone or Android phone out
Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only)
Judging when the crockpot is done
It's food that is made with love, just without care
Ladled food is about love
The presentation is not that hot
That is vanilla pudding
Crushed graham crackers
I am complaining about your
Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison
New girl at the Dairy Ripple
Creeping over my waistband
Is that contagious on that kid?
Then she speaks no English then
Let me tell you about the cat
He's got issues
I take him to the vet
Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy
Like on Scooby Doo?
Yeah
And he was wearing a coral necklace
The aggressive New York
All the drama
Your cat is still hypothyroid
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: shaman webified crockpot dairy ripple scooby doo ]]> Length: 29:15
Format: mp3

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Hey, it's March already!
We're webified on the mobile front
Get your iPhone or Android phone out
Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only)
Judging when the crockpot is done
It's food that is made with love, just without care
Ladled food is about love
The presentation is not that hot
That is vanilla pudding
Crushed graham crackers
I am complaining about your
Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison
New girl at the Dairy Ripple
Creeping over my waistband
Is that contagious on that kid?
Then she speaks no English then
Let me tell you about the cat
He's got issues
I take him to the vet
Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy
Like on Scooby Doo?
Yeah
And he was wearing a coral necklace
The aggressive New York
All the drama
Your cat is still hypothyroid
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: shaman webified crockpot dairy ripple scooby doo ]]> Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:45:45 -0500 29:15 tag:croncast.com,4270 Show: #557 Length: 29:15 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey, it's March already! We're webified on the mobile front Get your iPhone or Android phone out Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only) Judging no shaman, webified, crockpot, dairy ripple, scooby doo Season 23 Ep 22: Sampler de Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4269/Season-23-Ep-22:-Sampler-de-Croncast_shaman_webified.php Podcasts Length: 5:31
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Hey, it's March already!
We're webified on the mobile front
Get your iPhone or Android phone out
Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only)
Judging when the crockpot is done
It's food that is made with love, just without care
Ladled food is about love
The presentation is not that hot
That is vanilla pudding
Crushed graham crackers
I am complaining about your
Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison
New girl at the Dairy Ripple
Creeping over my waistband
Is that contagious on that kid?
Then she speaks no English then
Let me tell you about the cat
He's got issues
I take him to the vet
Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy
Like on Scooby Doo?
Yeah
And he was wearing a coral necklace
The aggressive New York
All the drama
Your cat is still hypothyroid
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Tags: shaman webified crockpot dairy ripple scooby doo ]]> Length: 5:31
Format: mp3

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Hey, it's March already!
We're webified on the mobile front
Get your iPhone or Android phone out
Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only)
Judging when the crockpot is done
It's food that is made with love, just without care
Ladled food is about love
The presentation is not that hot
That is vanilla pudding
Crushed graham crackers
I am complaining about your
Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison
New girl at the Dairy Ripple
Creeping over my waistband
Is that contagious on that kid?
Then she speaks no English then
Let me tell you about the cat
He's got issues
I take him to the vet
Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy
Like on Scooby Doo?
Yeah
And he was wearing a coral necklace
The aggressive New York
All the drama
Your cat is still hypothyroid
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: shaman webified crockpot dairy ripple scooby doo ]]> Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:33:34 -0500 5:31 tag:croncast.com,4269 Show: #557-Sampler Length: 5:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey, it's March already! We're webified on the mobile front Get your iPhone or Android phone out Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone no shaman, webified, crockpot, dairy ripple, scooby doo Season 23 Ep 21: Buy the Classico, 3 Sizes Too Small, Comedy Classes http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4268/Season-23-Ep-21:-Buy-the-Classico-3-Sizes-Too-Small-Comedy-Classes_upright-citizens-brigade_exchange-rate.php Podcasts Length: 28:01
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Length: 28:01
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:30:56 -0500 28:01 tag:croncast.com,4268 Show: #556 Length: 28:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in Central no upright citizens brigade, exchange rate, man panty line, sledding, central park Season 23 Ep 21: Croncast Sizampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4267/Season-23-Ep-21:-Croncast-Sizampler_upright-citizens-brigade_exchange-rate.php Podcasts Length: 4:43
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Length: 4:43
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:29:20 -0500 4:43 tag:croncast.com,4267 Show: #556-Sampler Length: 4:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in no upright citizens brigade, exchange rate, man panty line, sledding, central park live electric | conEd graffiti http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4265/live-electric-|-conEd-graffiti_coned_week.php Blog live electric | conEd graffiti

conEd has been tearing up our block for the last week. this is what is left. see you soon, conEd.



Tags: coned week left block graffiti ]]>live electric | conEd graffiti

conEd has been tearing up our block for the last week. this is what is left. see you soon, conEd.



Tags: coned week left block graffiti ]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:15:25 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4265 conEd has been tearing up our block for the last week. this is what is left. see you soon, conEd. no coned, week, left, block, graffiti the man http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4262/the-man__.php Blog the man



Tags: ]]>the man



Tags: ]]> Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:27:58 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4262 no , , , , lady smith http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4261/lady-smith_smith_lady.php Blog lady smith



Tags: smith lady ]]>lady smith



Tags: smith lady ]]> Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:17:20 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4261 no smith, lady, , , electrical fire and explosion 510 east 86th street http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4259/electrical-fire-and-explosion-510-east-86th-street_basement_office.php Blog electrical fire and explosion 510 east 86th street

holy crap. felt it and heard it in my office in the basement. smelled burning stuff hours ago.



Tags: basement office heard smelled burning ]]>electrical fire and explosion 510 east 86th street

holy crap. felt it and heard it in my office in the basement. smelled burning stuff hours ago.



Tags: basement office heard smelled burning ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:56:15 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4259 holy crap. felt it and heard it in my office in the basement. smelled burning stuff hours ago. no basement, office, heard, smelled, burning Season 23 Ep 20: Partner Whiplash, Full Facemask, Psychic Dominance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4258/Season-23-Ep-20:-Partner-Whiplash-Full-Facemask-Psychic-Dominance_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Blog Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:22:35 -0500 27:56 tag:croncast.com,4258 Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4257/Season-23-Ep-20:-Croncast-Sampler_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0500 4:58 tag:croncast.com,4257 Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 19: Chicago Romp, Rams Head, Open Mic http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4256/Season-23-Ep-19:-Chicago-Romp-Rams-Head-Open-Mic_airport-scam_chicago-vacation.php Podcasts Length: 33:48
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Length: 33:48
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:56:11 -0500 33:28 tag:croncast.com,4256 Show: #554 Length: 33:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no airport scam, chicago vacation, open mic, standup, Season 23 Ep 19: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4255/Season-23-Ep-19:-Croncast-Sampler_airport-scam_chicago-vacation.php Podcasts Length: 4:64
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Length: 4:64
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:52:54 -0500 4:52 tag:croncast.com,4255 Show: #554-Sampler Length: 4:64 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no airport scam, chicago vacation, open mic, standup,