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Season 21 Ep 24: The Mexico Part 3

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:52:03 -0500

Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3
Show: #524
Length: 41:24
Size: 38 mb
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When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write a book
You need to change your name to Kristina
Sending email as Kris Smith
People would respond to me as a woman<
br> So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show
The Mexico Part 3 begins now
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . .
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner
Standing at the buffet
A woman sidles up next to me
"What part of Canada are you from?"
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years
Where's that?
Wisconsin
Is that a big city?
All the push ups that you do
They could throw a rock at it
She was wearing the crocs
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs
That is he face of colonialism
Later . . .
I'm the only American
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?
He was like a bull fighter
Super hot
Fellas watch out for this
They will whisk you wife away
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"
You must leave this compound
They will take you to the jungle
They get electricity for 2 hours a day
It is wonderful
Deciding to go deep see fishing
How did you get over the shark fear?
We were stuck at the front gate
How many signs do you need?
It was like a road block
We were there on a gift certificate
I'm thinking that this will be so nice
The authentic Mexican experience awaits
We get to the place
Sure, it would have have been authentic
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?
Captain Rick's
It should have
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's
On the boat with a Canada
They start swearing at us in Spanish
Turns out I am the only one that knows it
I kept my mouth shut
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)
"Chocha Grande"
How is the fish doing?
Mas muerto
They pull it back into the boat
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum
We had Captain Bicho
More protected species were caught
Chopped and chum
Chocha account is over 11 at this point
I'm the bloke, right
Don't be a chocha Mr B

Tags: Crocs Canadian Tourists The Mexico GrandMarnier

Season 20 Ep 9: Improv Betsy, Four Seasons Alley, Run Kris, Run

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:10:44 -0500

Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3
Show: #484
Length: 31:49
Size: 21.8 mb
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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

This is a great show, filled with drama, suspense, horror and . . . Kris lacking any common sense.

Nada on the show notes as Monday is getting very busy already. But like the last time, loud shout out to anyone who throws down and sends them in.

Tags: San Francisco homeless walgreens flashing lights witching hour

Season 20 Ep 4: 11 Days, Drew Peterson, Elevator Pitch

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:53 -0500

Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3
Show: #479
Length: 26:37
Size: 18.3 mb
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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here and give you a huge shout out, like, where I say your name loudly.

Shout out goes to BigJon - super player and show note maker

Show Notes:
Croncast intro
11 more days to Earth Day
Dry crocodile skin
Welding company hand model
Cooking show video
No wrist bones
Fitness routine
Armchair critic
Addiction to nitrates
Living ex-pat life
Aversion to guns
Comments on moving
House hunting in SF
Good schools and Thrifty Republicans
Drew Peterson on Larry King
Looking in the woods near us
Stacey Peterson signs
Police officer son
We got 911!
Baloney sandwiches with mayo
Year of guys in our area to murder their wives
Divorce reasons
Big insurance policy
Follow the news trucks
Scumbag
Watersealing basements
A-Town van, one eye, mullet, and prison tats
Would have given him a shot
Don\'t marry that guy
Heavily medicated shoe salesman
Temper tantrums
Who liked him?
Panic attack
Other perspectives
Missing a leg...last shot
I won
Wow, he looked me in the eye!
Garage saling
Un-employed babysitter
30 garage sales
Love garage sales by default
Kris must love you
Horrible at math
No more baby shit
Garage sale notes
Legalized gambling
Know your people
Capri Sun + Toddlers
Melting down silverware
The gay doctor
Crap in the dining room
Barb and daughter china junker service
Croncast outro
Coming to an end...

Tags: iPod Bolingbrook best laugh elevator pitch share croncast

Season 19 Ep 26: Kick Ass Mustache, Spilled Coffee, Toe Rings

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:54:07 -0500

Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3
Show: #473
Length: 11:17
Size: 7.84 mb
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Shout to Mike Dunn
You are digging yourself a hole Kris
Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet
Like a mommy in the morning?
Putting on deodorant walking down the block
Not one person looked at me sideways
Don't ask him for money
I love New York
I want to live someplace with a goat
They won't let me have a goat in New York
Well, when it poops they would see it
People just might want to eat your goat
It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk
She had toe rings
That was it getting on the plane
The kids keep going ape
I knock her Starbucks down and spill it
I am in row one, so I can get out quick
I really wanted to help this woman
Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee
She says, "Let me clean it up"
She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different
Did you get a toe ring to the face?
Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton?
No
He was four Billy Bobs
Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane?
When the person next to you seeks comfort
She starts weeping
I felt like such an asshole
It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things
We really need to go
And that is it. This is such a short show.
The kids are wired
Spilled Coffee
Kris is sick
Regular shows and show notes Monday.

The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

Tags: New York City toe rings Mike Dunn mustache spilled coffee

Season 19 Ep 9: Casey's Bags, The Breakups, Groups of two

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:44:44 -0600

Croncast - 2008-01-25.mp3
Show: #455
Length: 26:05
Size: 18.0mb
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The Resale Queen Podcast is now here!
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

You know the comments have been light
You haven't been on Kris
People said they loved the mono story
But that shit was a total downer, Kris
You can't keep going parking with those ladies
I lived out every Bruce Springsteen song, ever
Small town birth control: Casey's bag
Some hostess snowballs and a bag
You date leans over and says thanks for the birth control
Who wants to buy condoms from their conservative cousins
She thinks you got long johns and condoms
We actually went out together
Sure I hadn't left in two weeks
It snowed a foot of snow and the road was open
Our driveway looks like a demolition derby
Still has your parked car on it
I had a dream about running for Treasurer in Naperville
We won't be selling the car
Betsy, right now
Small web job saved it for now
The big things are next
Things are turning around for you Mr B
We went to Silicon Prairie
I hate that name
I love it, Kris
It could be changed to Farm Hand Geeks
Or even Country Coders
The had Rock Band and that was fun
Sure, Dave Bost and Larry from Microsoft were there
They are Microsoft Evangelists
Why don't you have an xbox?
I don't spend money on games
Get a rhumba from Goodwill
They're charging more than eBay
It's even first generation
So you get on Rock Band
My first band broke up during the first song
You guys sucked
But then you moved to the lead singer
You nailed it
Do you have "Short, short man by 20 fingers?"
You have such a love for old school Chicago house
The same drum
Can I clue you in to rock
The same song for the last 30 years
It's like ick, Kris
House music is all about feeling good
Did your mom just happen to be on street corner in Davenport, IA?
It's not a boob without nipple
Yeah, it's all cleavage without it
Not really
Good, when I see you come on stage I hate you
Better, to know that you hate yourself too
Now lets have some fun
New curriculum for ever class
That is not the school you want to go to
Betsy, you are too dirty
Yeah, news flash
I have all these shows for you to point out what's wrong with me
My checklist is all filled in
Tomorrow: Resale Queen Podcast by 9 a.m. CST
Topic: What you need in your resale kit
Shout out to Yoosun Lee in NYC

View Kris's resume or download it

Tags: Rock Band Silicon Prairie Dave Bost Microsoft Evangelist Davenport

Are you going to CES?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:24:20 -0600

If you are making the trip to Vegas for CES 2008 next week I'd like to ask that you do me a favor. You ready?

Maybe it is two favors.

Keep your eyes peeled for:

1) cell phones that have a 5 megapixels or greater camera with a flash and a full QWERTY keypad
2) digital cameras 10+ megapixels that offer evdo, edge, wimax (what have you for connectivity) built in

I know a couple of you will be there and if you see either of these types of products about ping me to let me know if they exist or there is something even cooler along those lines.

In return I will look up to the nights sky and name a star after you. If that won't work then a show shout out and some linkage are in order.

Tags: 10 megapixel CES 2008 Las Vegas evdo edge wimax

Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 30, 2007

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:30:13 -0600

Croncast - 2007-11-30.mp3
Show: #440
Length: 25:32
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Short short notes today. If you listen you'll know why.
It's Tell a Friend Friday!
Get out there and tell somebody
Even my son points out that I am allergic to lady bugs
I have to stop saying the word seriously
Costco salmon with dill
I can't take it anymore
Shout out for support to Marisa and Jason!!
Check out Jason at NCN Podcast Thank you guys so much . . . you rock!
Betsy will be breeding goats and golden retrievers
Horned and it eats all your stuff
Goriever products to follow soon
Folicular drift

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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 21, 2007

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600

Croncast - 2007-11-21.mp3
Show: #436
Length: 29:38
Size: 20.3mb
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This is a rocking show today
I forgot to give a shout out to Marisa on the show for her support!!
Friday's show . . . brought to you by Marisa
Leaving comments on any post
I think we've been putting out too many shows
Everybody tells me that they are behind
Maybe we should do fewer shows?
Folks got a little time and they ask, "What are Kris and Betsy up to these days?"
People as things as if they weren't true
"Was the cake really that bad?"
Yes
You can't make up a cake like that
Our stories are spit-shined not made up
Betsy got a nice comment today
"you're the best. the number one on the planet"
The number 1 hussy
The number 1 reverse mullet wearer
Living in a ceramic tube by the river
Great art from dead junkie clothing crazy patched quilts
I can't go there with you, Kris
Yeah, I heard every bit of bitching
She starts talking to me like I am the friend in the wheelchair
Wow, I can't go there with you, Betsy
Off to the gem stones and stamp show
He pulls in to a handicap spot
Goes to the trunk and pulls out a wheelchair
A rental
Made of vinyl and sticky from last guys sweat
It's like me at Goodwill
A dent from the colostomy bag
You're dad had this planned
Re-gifted Chinese made products are fine
It was an ugly shirt
There is a fine line between gay and gangster
If you think I am dressing gay, then I am dressing good
Karma would be a drag queen in my world
Wouldn't she?
Betsy gets shot down by ChildServ for a job
I got the group home skills
"The children need stability"
What?
Teaching improv to juvenile offenders

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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 16, 2007

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:10:06 -0600

Croncast - 2007-11-16.mp3
Show: #434
Length: 27:43
Size: 19.0mb
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Short intro
Why can't you do the intro, Betsy?
I don't remember it
To my reply, I've said it a lot
Once you start going I know it
The Family Ties thing would come on and i wouldn't know it
Because you were too busy holding the bunny ears
Maybe that is why you have premature balding
I don't have premature balding, it happened at the right time
When is the right time to bald, Kris?
When you want to make the jump to senior management?
Premature balding is in high school
Kris, anytime to premature for ladies
If you go bald postmortem it is too soon
You could have comb over talk
Golf becomes more interesting when you lose you hair
No
More and more forehead
He looked like Tyra Banks?
No
My friends
You were too exhausted from partying all night
I have to scream at people because my voice is low
That is why the intro was short
Now you are thinking like me
I was at TechCocktail 6 in Chicago
Not much business talk
Lots of nerds just drinking booze
Hanging with friends was best part
So shout out to Evan, Brian and Greg
Tech in Chicago - I work at a oil refinery, I'm a tech recruiter for C++
Exciting technology
Does it get more exciting than Microsoft?
Tech status quo is what it is
Only the nerds get your joke, Kris
Get my correspondence Masters Degree
People got to be telling people about the show
He said we are quality like Schmodcast
We need a better name
I asked you to bring it
Three years now
You need to bring it
How about Bcast
How about BetsyCast
You been bringing the funny lately Mr. B
The improv thing didn't work out well
Let's talk about it
You're unemployed, wanna arm wrestle
All my fears about not getting the improv thing came true
You auditioned for my love
I won because I was only one in the room
Toughest part was not having stage experience
Yeah, I am funny but I don't have the range for accents and characters
Maybe you need to be doing stand up
I can sell shoes anywhere
I've had some great conversations with people
My people see my resume and say, looks solid, awesome
Not quite sure what HR people think
Evidently not a whole lot
I have more conversations today
You got ins Mr. B
No, not "ins" I got leads
I have thought about not recording
This is part of the story that isn't that much fun to share
They should hire you to Twitter from Goodwill
There were ladies at TechCocktail
There need to be more women in tech
Serial killers get the three name treatment
You know he's trying to figure out how to fit you into a taco
People, you have to fill the gaps . . . and laughter works!

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Tags: Family Ties TechCocktail 6 Evan Brown Greg Cnagialosi Brian Beatty

Not because of Andrew Keen, but because of the medium

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:15:36 -0500

The winner for my attention tonight was 20+ minutes was the A&R Channel, ARC, buried deep in the Comcast On Demand menu system.

Don't get me wrong here people, I am lucky to have gotten out alive to write this.

What sits in the bowels of ON Demand is usually bite sized bits of crap buried five menus deep under a layer of mediocre software and a UI so thick that I loathe entering into it. It's like content quicksand.

Tonight, however, I survived and found something so awesome and worthy that I thought it was time to shout about it. In the Music section of ON Demand there was a button, link, what have you, that listed the A&R Channel. I pressed OK to select it (and so should you) and then paged to the second menu for Keen on Media. Clicked it. Then read the info on ARC: Andrew Keen (yes, that Andrew Keen) interviews Ken Hertz, a dude who makes a living as music attorney.

I guess the reason that I am so excited about this is that I watched a show that looked like it was a podcast. It looked like it came from the internet. It looked like it was playing from that Apple device that puts moving pictures on my TV set. And not to be left out . . . the content was niche. When was the last time you watched something on television and a guest said Web 1.0, Web 2.0 and Web 3.0 in succession? Never.

There sitting in front of me were the guys from the picture above, a media attorney and Mr. Cult of the Amateur, participating in the future of television; the marriage of IPTV, podcasts, internet shows, our television sets and the traditional distribution of cable and satellite programming.

So who's making it happen?

From what I can tell from quick research it appears to be Seth Shapiro or his company New Amsterdam Media. Does anybody know for sure?

Tags: A and R Channel Andrew Keen Ken Hertz Keen on Media Seth Shapiro Comcast ON Demand

croncast live july 8th - via twitter

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:24:48 -0500

sold a few more tickets today . . . shout out to Dallas who's coming out from Maryland

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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 09, 2007

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:44:32 -0500

Croncast - 2007-04-09.mp3
Show: #347
Length: 33:23
Size: 22.9mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris April 9, 2007

Kris is back from New York
Betsy starts drawing pictures of my forhead
Elliot, "Do you remember what happened after you had Maggie and you had beans in your arm?"
Lima beans in hosiery
It's April 9th . . . shouldn't the Unitarians be out burning something?
It's that time of year the fertility time
Unitarians have three open arms
The variety is what scares me
I like knowing that I can travel nearly 1000 miles from home
Look out my window and see McDonalds, Starbucks and a Friday's
Beyond the pavement
Town after town after town
Mr B, you're getting to be a worldly dude
I knew I was going to get yelled at
Everyday, I knew it was growing
No there was nothing going on Sunday
I should have left Saturday night
I had a really awesome time
Some people get to see Times Square . . . Croncast style I get to meet Geraldo
The News Corp Walk of fame
Big shout out to Jodi! Thank you so much for the tour. It was great to meet you!
I saw Bill O'reilly people getting Bill O'Reilly-ish
The nameplates, check these out
After the nameplates I come upon the General Lee of broadcasting
Check out the tattoos
They're not prison quality there old school
Right, your grandfather didn't have tattoos?
Not my side of the family, well mine did
So what did they look like?
Bill O'reilly on Anna Nicole's body?
No I'm sure he's going out to get that one later that day
Hey Nike listener's were calling you on the tour if you're down for August
Yeah these tours are cool, not the bus tour style
It's really cool to get these opportunities
Our listeners are really interesting folks
Have to say this . . . the people at Fox were great
Betsy was impressed by Jodi's purse
Coming to Seattle at the beginning of August
Mommy's depressed and daddy is out having fun
We're going to Atlanta in late August also
Let me tell you about my little General Lee
Betsy fills out the adopt-the-doggie-app
"One old lady should take care of another"
That sounds like a lesbian love ad
It doesn't sound like adopt a schnauzer?
The Red Hat Society, no sex . . . movies and chocolate
The doggies adopt out lady is the alpha dog
You're going to force me into buying one from a puppy mill
I need to see your two year old and the dog interact in a cage match
Elliot was a little gentleman
This woman is screening my children

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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 06, 2006

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:07:04 -0500

Croncast - 2006-10-06.mp3

Show: #281
Length: 31:00
Size: 21.3 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris October 06, 2006

The emails cam flying in yesterday for the painted chicks
Well, it is your eyes . . . check out one here
It's a frontal and Betsy feels sorry for this woman
Why didn't you go to Denny's instead?
Pale pudding faces and thnking what a sexless group
The post I mention is referenced above
Street-walker shows on HBO
Kris can stop watching . . . Betsy can't
She is a fan of the train wreck
How much can I pay you to get dressed right now?
Kris wants to rehash his Expo excitement
We're both going next year
Betsy SMS messaging turns me on . . nerd love
Basking in the stardom of Betsy
My phone just called Betsy randomly at Expo
She was surprised that I was speaking
Listening through my pants
Nerd brethren I can talk it up
Again with the name drops from dinner
Big shout out to Rick, Rick Klau
Betsy says I can tell a story
No Betsy crutch
Betsy sets her self up to tell her story
3 children heavy at Goodwill
Betsy's apprentice pulls one over on her
Elliot fell once he never stood back up again
Here's the bag on eBay
Betsy flirts with Tubby the Love Bucket for a shot

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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 18, 2006

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:02:35 -0500

Croncast - 2006-09-18.mp3

Show: #275
Length: 36:28
Size: 25.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris September 18, 2006

0% September 11th drama around here
Kris says I'm not dealing with it
His usual process it takes him a week to ge it
Last week was the NFL podcast launch
Special Note: You will only be able to see the podcast pages not the other areas of the sites.
Larry Fitzgerald
Joe Jurevicius
Joe Horn
Steve Smith
Betsy could hold it down
Except when she sees money coming in and then slows her ebay stuff
Betsy's Hebrew Green Eggs and Ham
Kris thinks it is the score of the century . . . better than 1st edition Torah
Where's Waldo in French
Things not to do: Tree trimming 9:30 at night in the dark
The family is oout doin it up
Trimming the night before dries out the branches
The dog is even with us
Zeus starts to spaz out
Running in loops
He starts a run at Gigi like a crazed horse
He hits her and she does a flip and lands on her head and back
Betsy saves her dog with a shout
Kris gets to Gigi and her mouth is bleeding
She made out great with only the little cut
Kris goes on about his lack of responisibility when it comes to safety from the dog
I had to restrain myself
Betsy got the lecture about "Next Time"
Please let me finish
For some reason Betsy doesn't understand Elliot's lack of love for the dog . . . hmmm
Betsy tried to leave her sister for hobos
The chili cook-off and Kris telling the neighbor he is not social
Betsy came to my rescue as usual
My new 14 ft saw
Not replacing Slowsky . . . supplementing
6 years, 1 month worth of ebay stuff still in Betsy's stash

Tags: tree trimming NFL podcasts Hebrew Green Eggs and Ham Zeus Croncast

Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 26, 2006

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:56:26 -0500

Croncast - 2006-07-26.mp3

Show: #254
Length: 30:09
Size: 20.7 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 26, 2006

A little behind the scenes from a convo we had before show
It's called a tailgate
It was a like a John Mellencamp video
Now that is something that you don't want your daughter doing
Reaching the maggot temperate zone
Taping "Maggots Gone Wild"
T-shirts for flies
The Happy birthday show for Abbi Zeliff
Kris blew it for the show shout out so it ended up as a whole show
We've given up on the plan for the show
Betsy is going to use the studiofoam
"I spent a whole lot of money and it is your fault," Betsy
Kris is going to change her passwords
Byron K.'s email, "How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?"
The UU answer is hilarious
Betsy wants to read it at church
Kris's religion is working dusk to dawn and then some
"When you die can I have your money card," Elliot to Betsy
Betsy's new nemesis tries to run her over at Goodwill
Vickie having her baby
Betsy describes whole process . . . put your lunch down

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Happy Birthday Abbi Zeliff!!

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:56:09 -0500

Happy Birthday Abbi!

Happy Birthday Abbi! Runzas for everyone. We blew the shout out for the Monday show so you get your own Croncast just for you. I make Kris sing . . . LMAO. Thanks for listening to every show and sharing us with your "real" friends.

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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 28, 2006

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:54:43 -0500

Croncast - 2006-06-28.mp3

Show: #242
Length: 36:32
Size: 25.1 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris June 28, 2006

Betsy says she's depressed over pet urine contamination
It is a multilayered issue
Using the leftover laminate from the basement
Put together by cheap labor in Cambodia
Kris puts out a HBO television reference
Then reminds himself that it is no different Star Trek Next Generation
Video mocking Star Wars fans waiting for Episode III
Shout out to Dave and Melissa
Dave broke his thumb and is prepping for California Bar
Betsy says the bar in CA is really tough
She could walk in to a grocery store and they would give her money back
Betsy speaks to CA living prices
Living with 5 cousins in a 2 bedroom ranch for the same price
Birds don't live birth babies
Talking about the vacation stories
Four hours later, does the story ever end?
What does your brethren think about your pilaging of Goodwill for your profit?
You left the price tag on it bitch. I know what you paid for it.

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Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006

Fri, 26 May 2006 06:08:47 -0500

Croncast - 2006-05-26.mp3

Show: #231
Length: 34:35
Size: 23.7mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006

Extended intro
If you can turn a door knob you can send an email to us thanks to contact link
He's getting old and may not have many more birthdays
Life expectancy
Our weekend will contain progress
Betsy's huge weekend will start the way any one should . . . "Greatest Garage Sale Ever"
Calvalry Christian Church garage sale
Every year it rains
It's a mega church
They have a no pricing policy - Betsy's strategy . . . find someone who is very elderly
Bitter, barren 40 year old woman is not a winner
When raising money for god they will charge accordingly
The trip get Slowksy
It will have a bald eagle on the side
Lego train has not arrived in Italy
Communication through online translation sites - bad
The snow man, the one from the picture on May 19 sold for $149.99
Now they are multiplying in my basement
Betsy's Teletubby collections of yore
Maggie loves playing with the voice boxes
Lunch with Henry
What is a "creeper"?
So we're going to Colorado and Betsy is finding paces to go
She reads a review of her favorite . . . $1300 a night
Kris is afraid of the bears
End of show shout out to Jason Landis and the crew in Beaverton

Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 145

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 22:11:32 -0600

Croncast - 2005-11-09.mp3

Show: #186
Length: 44.11
Size: 30.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Show Notes

The one year anniversary intro
Betsy and I never remember any big event
I get it with podcasting not with real life
Kris bets you will be disappointed
This is not a best of
No jerking it with laptop included
"We're Coming Over" - DVD + CD + goodies - MORE FRIDAY
Things fell apart this weekend and this week
Men get breast cancer
This was recorded over the weekend
Regular stuff and Kris' health issues
I'll be getting an ultrasound
Giving birth to twins
Cranking up the ultrasound
Urgent they said, I need fixed
The one year archive "We're Coming Over" - More Friday
The DVD will include Maggie's snot
Let the show begin
Set-up clip from the first Croncast with explaination
Who would spend one day a week with Kris for nothing?
Betsy likes the old Kris voice, not podcast Kris voice
Musical interlude while Boy Scouts interupt us
Perpetuating the Pinewood Derby
Six shooters on the tin can
Liberals just give in, we are so weak
It's against God
Real Pistolas
The voice through sweat sock
It doesn't come through the ugly mics
What is different with the set up
Clip from the second Croncast with Betsy
What if they like me better than you and you get fired by administration
My negative attitude is gone, nope
8 year gestation making cash on the Discovery Channel
People do like Betsy more than Kris
Pitching podcasting to Betsy
My entire life became the show
Lost gourd over podcasting
Kris' obsessive patient love
It is baby sitting when daddy does it
Betsy does it for one year and now she wants something
Betsy lays down the pregnancy gauntlet
Right afterwards there is a dillusional state
Being the tree, the wrinkly parts
Georgia O'keefe wrinkly trees
Clip - hiring the handyman
9 am and it is too dark to change light switch
Swearing so much on the show
Mother-in-law will always point out
Working parents have no social life
Cleaning routines and cubicle life
The difference in convict speech patterns
Getting more Betsy
The redneck and the dipthong
DJ Kris playing Jolie Holland and Broken Vegas
"You know what?"
Getting booted to the basement
Spending most of my time in the basement (like now)
A sliver of the pie chart "upstairs"
I need a chair rail to pee in the cat litter
The M-W-F switch was a big deal for us
Betsy wanted to quit at that time
No more nerdery
My mother has told me
Taking part in what is damaging your marriage
He has a little problem there
Betsy does the shout outs
We wrap it up
DVD + CD set is not limited edition

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:05:16 -0600

Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3

Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Show Notes

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Betsy's eBay listings link

TheSmithMall

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Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:01:06 -0600

Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3

Show: #183
Length: 30:28
Size: 20.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142

Show Notes

Special Note: If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you're in business. If you didn't I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice.

Happy Halloween!
Watch this
Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them
We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO
Edit points for resale to TBS
20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses
duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill
She lives on Michael Jackson's street
Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps
White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way
Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble
The Cub Scout tribe sale
The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash
Parents couldn't do the math
Taking advantage of the den parents
Betsy filled the mini van
Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you.
They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods
It was like a half price sale at a garage sale
Buy it and sell it right away
Kris will be sent to FedEx
Standing with jockey man
Let's talk about that
The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade
Betsy's boxing skills
Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office
She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form
Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out
Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment
Selling off Elliot's stuff
Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention
The drum of Legos
Surrounded by bright color plastic
Kris needs to learn to ask questions
Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk
She is my own personal doctor Phil
Elliot get's a psychic reading
Put grandma's Toshiba down
The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm
Every question you can think of is a leading question
Todd's Halloween party was cool
We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading
Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question
I'm in the wrong line of work
Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business
"I knew he was here"
The pledge drive continues
We understand people being upset
3 ten minute shows a week

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 139

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:14:26 -0500

Croncast - 2005-10-24.mp3

Show: #180
Length: 26:54
Size: 18.5 mb
Format: mp3

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Show Notes

Betsy's got wandering eyes
Bar hopping with baby Maggie
Betsy wants to go out because Kris added a fun item to life
Kris is not a social superstar
University of Chicago CS Master's program
Dinner for Kris with Tony Kahn, producer of Morning Stories
Will Kris swing that way
Madonna is Kabalish
Tony's just a podcaster to me
He said lots of nice stuff about us over the past year
The fuel to keep Kris going in podcasting
The Third Coast Audio Festival was going on
Kris gets picked up by a stranger, Elinoar
She invites Kris to a party at Chicago Public Radio and he says, "Yes"
The Beck remix CD party with baby seats?
Kris did inform her that he is socially inept and she's cool with it
The way in is to stand on the street and wait for strangers to invite you to public radio stations
Baby Maggie is tired of the carnage
For Kris one thing is just one thing
Hanging in WBEZ's editing room
Look at this hapless schmuck
"I'm married" - Kris' quote without Betsy as social lubricant
The neighborhood chili cook-off nothing like you would expect
Do what the IRS says, "Don't leave the country."
Big shout out to Steve Ladd starter of the great Croncast barbecue
It's like finding out your parents have sex

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 123

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:23:50 -0500

Croncast - 2005-09-16.mp3

Show: #164
Length: 30:25
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.0 mb

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Betsy is tumor free!!! I can't tell you how happy I was this morning after we left Betsy's test and the damage in her ear is not a tumor.

No takers on Handicat- Come on People
Ear Update ABR experience
I do not have ear cancer
Tonight my life as a Bunco high roller begins
As long as I pumped enough bottles
Dave Miller shout out from the wild west days of podcasting
Kris is investigating masters programs
He needs a masters from a brick and mortar joint
See son thats where daddy went to school
George W pic from British news- Bush is a natural disaster
thanks to Alan Scullion
Carnivale is really cancelled unfortunately
1024 dog home alone to fend for self news at 11
predatory solicitation from the eastern block

Hope everyone is doing well- Want a shout out- email me at we will add it to the show and show notes
Dont forget to out my ebay crap on thesmithmall
Who can't use more crap?

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 116

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:19:01 -0500

Croncast - 2005-08-31.mp3

Show: #157
Length: 22:03
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 10.3 mb

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So I have this weird pain in my ear
the ear nose and throat guy
sticks a yugo antennae in my ear
and pulls out
a hamster
have to have an MRI
to be sure there are no
rodent colonies
Massive shout out to
our supporters
Got to hussle
Rock Star is on

Big shout out to Shawn Milo from the Milocast - Happy Birthday Holmes!!!

And thanks Angel and Tom for linking over to us and being long time listeners, www.livingpoor.com.

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 105

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 04:56:47 -0500

Croncast - 2005-08-05.mp3

Show: #146
Length: 30:45
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.1mb

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This is a text shout out to Travis Neal, HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from us and Jennifer hall!!

We would have given Travis a shout out in the show but we recorded the show before we got the email and Betsy will be asleep before I leave for work, so look for the belated birthday love from Croncast on Monday.

Kris looks forward to project day
A day when he will display his mad
handyman skills
A day he is dreading
Kris goes off about Republicans
again
Lack of empathy in politics

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