Croncast - The New York Days Betsy Smith and Kris Smith http://www.croncast.com Croncast is an awesomely funny show heading into its 6th year of production and 26th season. Comedian, Betsy Smith and co-host Internet Nerd, Kris Smith bring you stories from their lives together, apart and with kids in tow. From the Chicago Burbs and now Manhattan these two will make you laugh like no other comedy. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill Croncast - The New York Days Croncast is an awesomely funny show heading into its 6th year of production and 26th season. Comedian, Betsy Smith and co-host Internet Nerd, Kris Smith bring you stories from their lives together, apart and with kids in tow. From the Chicago Burbs and now Manhattan these two will make you laugh like no other comedy. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com Crocnast.com Croncast - Betsy Smith and Kris Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 26 Episode 20: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4591/Season-26-Episode-20:-The-Croncast-Shorty_steve-jobs_diamonds.php Podcasts Length: 3:48
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Hard like diamonds inside
Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh
Long lost siblings
Can't rock the man purse
His was a step up
Hetero men are pushing the limits
The dead vermin are piling up at summers end
The Jamaican cashier
If it ain't biting you, what do you care?
The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday
They cough, he's fighting for us
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Hard like diamonds inside
Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh
Long lost siblings
Can't rock the man purse
His was a step up
Hetero men are pushing the limits
The dead vermin are piling up at summers end
The Jamaican cashier
If it ain't biting you, what do you care?
The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday
They cough, he's fighting for us
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]]> Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:29:28 -0400 3:48 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4591 Episode: #670 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hard like diamonds inside Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh Long lost siblings Can't rock the man purse His was a step up Hetero men are pushing the limits The dead vermin are piling up at no steve jobs, diamonds, david koresh, man purse, dead vermin Season 26 Episode 10: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4507/Season-26-Episode-10:-The-Croncast-Shorty_inception_planting-idea.php Podcasts Length: 3:20
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August is here
Getting the walk on
Uphill sun bathing
The lady was there
Tanning for no tan lines
Baby oil and peeps
The kids chased pigeons over here
Yes, she was topless
That reminds of . . .
Scoring a vacuum
I just thought i would have to lift stuff
The goodwill of goodwill
Inceptor

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August is here
Getting the walk on
Uphill sun bathing
The lady was there
Tanning for no tan lines
Baby oil and peeps
The kids chased pigeons over here
Yes, she was topless
That reminds of . . .
Scoring a vacuum
I just thought i would have to lift stuff
The goodwill of goodwill
Inceptor

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]]> Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:13:48 -0400 3:59 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4507 Episode: #660 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a no inception, planting idea, goodwill, sunbathing topless, pigeons Season 26 Episode 09: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4471/Season-26-Episode-09:-The-Croncast-Shorty_hooking_smoke-break.php Podcasts Length: 3:20
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How you doing?
Not a good cop question
Auxiliary police
No more smoke breaks for you
Date night
Was a bad idea to tell her that
The needle exchange
No Black Keys for you

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How you doing?
Not a good cop question
Auxiliary police
No more smoke breaks for you
Date night
Was a bad idea to tell her that
The needle exchange
No Black Keys for you

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]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:51:25 -0400 3:20 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4471 Episode: #659 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! How you doing? Not a good cop question Auxiliary police No more smoke breaks for you Date night Was a bad idea to tell her that The needle exchange No Black Keys for you no hooking, smoke break, auxilliary police, needle exchange, Season 26 Episode 08: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4469/Season-26-Episode-08:-The-Croncast-Shorty_food-emporium_pesticides.php Podcasts Length: 4:05
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Pesticides
Yes they're on your food
Public pool option
Her hair was same material as her pants
Black Hole locker
Only if it is a Master lock
Cage portals

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Pesticides
Yes they're on your food
Public pool option
Her hair was same material as her pants
Black Hole locker
Only if it is a Master lock
Cage portals

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]]> Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:02:58 -0400 4:05 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4469 Episode: #658 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Pesticides Yes they're on your food Public pool option Her hair was same material as her pants Black Hole locker Only if it is a Master lock Cage portals no food emporium, pesticides, public pool, black hole, master lock Season 26 Episode 07: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4467/Season-26-Episode-07:-The-Croncast-Shorty_roach-nation_smitten-chipotle.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
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All kids, all day
Staydad has gotta keep on it
Larry
Roach Nation
Smitten at Chipotle

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All kids, all day
Staydad has gotta keep on it
Larry
Roach Nation
Smitten at Chipotle

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]]> Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:44:29 -0400 4:01 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4467 Episode: #657 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! All kids, all day Staydad has gotta keep on it Larry Roach Nation Smitten at Chipotle no roach nation, smitten chipotle, staydad, boiler room, Rerelease: Season 26 Episode 06: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4466/Rerelease:-Season-26-Episode-06:-The-Croncast-Shorty_whorefume_albino-cactus.php Podcasts Length: 4:36
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Fridaytastic
Episodes have been late this week . . .
But we hope worth it
As we think these are some of our best!

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Fridaytastic
Episodes have been late this week . . .
But we hope worth it
As we think these are some of our best!

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]]> Sat, 24 Jul 2010 08:18:15 -0400 4:36 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4466 Episode: #656 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best! no whorefume, albino cactus, no goatee, lion mane, Season 26 Episode 06: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4464/Season-26-Episode-06:-The-Croncast-Shorty_whorefume_albino-cactus.php Podcasts Length: 4:36
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Fridaytastic
Episodes have been late this week . . .
But we hope worth it
As we think these are some of our best!

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Fridaytastic
Episodes have been late this week . . .
But we hope worth it
As we think these are some of our best!

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Tags: whorefume albino cactus no goatee lion mane

]]> Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:18:15 -0400 4:36 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4464 Episode: #656 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fridaytastic Episodes have been late this week . . . But we hope worth it As we think these are some of our best! no whorefume, albino cactus, no goatee, lion mane, Season 26 Episode 05: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4461/Season-26-Episode-05:-The-Croncast-Shorty_ice-t_cabbie-drama.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
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Three strangers enter
They meet
Two become friends
One goes home with something from the other
Drama ensues
I don't know who the daddy is
The guy was a pimp
Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped
The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang
He thought he was going to rip us off
He will never mess with a midwestern dude again
I know why it happened
I'll tell you on Friday

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Three strangers enter
They meet
Two become friends
One goes home with something from the other
Drama ensues
I don't know who the daddy is
The guy was a pimp
Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped
The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang
He thought he was going to rip us off
He will never mess with a midwestern dude again
I know why it happened
I'll tell you on Friday

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]]> Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:02:31 -0400 4:01 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4461 Episode: #655 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post no ice t, cabbie drama, 10 90, mark suster, Season 26 Episode 04: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4459/Season-26-Episode-04:-The-Croncast-Shorty_vasectomized_old-nurses.php Podcasts Length: 5:02
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The older the better
Aged for the recruiter
Burning to the beat
I was once misinformed
The keeps bouncing
Gotta walk it off at that point
The audience changes
Then it gets all adult

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The older the better
Aged for the recruiter
Burning to the beat
I was once misinformed
The keeps bouncing
Gotta walk it off at that point
The audience changes
Then it gets all adult

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]]> Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:21:13 -0400 5:02 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4459 Episode: #654 The Croncast Shorty Length: 5:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult no vasectomized, old nurses, walk it off, adult audience, Season 26 Episode 03: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4455/Season-26-Episode-03:-The-Croncast-Shorty_SNL-stage_opportunity.php Podcasts Length: 4:39
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The weekend cometh
If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC
Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on
Today's show is longer than usual
Perfect weekend listening!

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The weekend cometh
If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC
Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on
Today's show is longer than usual
Perfect weekend listening!

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Tags: SNL stage opportunity wicked mistress qbert

]]> Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:00:04 -0400 4:39 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4455 Episode: #653 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:39 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening! no SNL stage, opportunity, wicked mistress, qbert, Season 26 Episode 02: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4453/Season-26-Episode-02:-The-Croncast-Shorty_one-eyed-pekinese_aprtment-dogs.php Podcasts Length: 3:56
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Piling it in
Booth Scavenger
Gene testing
Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife
You would take it from my forehead
Just so you could mark me
To know not to come back and test later
Speed walking
The dog washing is not a career choice
On the mobile
Dirty Pekinese

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Piling it in
Booth Scavenger
Gene testing
Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife
You would take it from my forehead
Just so you could mark me
To know not to come back and test later
Speed walking
The dog washing is not a career choice
On the mobile
Dirty Pekinese

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]]> Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:05:15 -0400 3:56 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4453 Episode: #652 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Piling it in Booth Scavenger Gene testing Peel of some DNA with a pocket knife You would take it from my forehead Just so you could mark me To know not to come back and test later Speed walking The dog washing no one eyed pekinese, aprtment dogs, dna testing, time machine, Season 26 Episode 01: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4451/Season-26-Episode-01:-The-Croncast-Shorty_second-husband_air-spooning.php Podcasts Length: 4:11
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Kris with a 'K'
Gotta go real old on it
Kris Smith is all over the place
Now he's got a baby
Underwear model takes Google Juice
Your mate should have Google Alerts for you
If they don't, they don't love you
Not meant to be
Hobos in the park
He drove his remote control car through them
They all sleep air spooning
It was a Hobo minefield
Lying to your own kids
They believe the lies and not the truth
That's not a joke
Second husband, first date questions

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Kris with a 'K'
Gotta go real old on it
Kris Smith is all over the place
Now he's got a baby
Underwear model takes Google Juice
Your mate should have Google Alerts for you
If they don't, they don't love you
Not meant to be
Hobos in the park
He drove his remote control car through them
They all sleep air spooning
It was a Hobo minefield
Lying to your own kids
They believe the lies and not the truth
That's not a joke
Second husband, first date questions

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Tags: second husband air spooning telling lies kris smith google alerts

]]> Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:11:55 -0400 4:11 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4451 Episode: #651 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:11 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they no second husband, air spooning, telling lies, kris smith, google alerts Season 25 Episode 25: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4449/Season-25-Episode-25:-The-Croncast-Shorty_new-spanx_inventions.php Podcasts Length: 4:10
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Newest inventions
Yes, I invented the Croc
And you told me that it was stupid
15 years later
It could have been Kroc with a 'K'
Someday
You can't take a cab from kids
You can but that is some low shit
Nothing prepared me for that
A new kind of Spanx

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Newest inventions
Yes, I invented the Croc
And you told me that it was stupid
15 years later
It could have been Kroc with a 'K'
Someday
You can't take a cab from kids
You can but that is some low shit
Nothing prepared me for that
A new kind of Spanx

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Tags: new spanx inventions cab rides krocs

]]> Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:34:55 -0400 4:10 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4449 Episode: #650 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Newest inventions Yes, I invented the Croc And you told me that it was stupid 15 years later It could have been Kroc with a 'K' Someday You can't take a cab from kids You can but that is some low no new spanx, inventions, cab rides, krocs, Season 25 Episode 24: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4447/Season-25-Episode-24:-The-Croncast-Shorty_karma-follows_sweaty-messenger.php Podcasts Length: 3:56
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Sweaty messenger
Worst idea to get in that elevator
The Karma follows
It was my lucky penny!
Missing buffets in this city
They're not missing . . . not needed
They would be overrun by rats and roaches
Wild game street meat

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Sweaty messenger
Worst idea to get in that elevator
The Karma follows
It was my lucky penny!
Missing buffets in this city
They're not missing . . . not needed
They would be overrun by rats and roaches
Wild game street meat

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]]> Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:07:57 -0400 3:56 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4447 Episode: #649 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild no karma follows, sweaty messenger, wild game, street meat, Season 25 Episode 23: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rss/4444/Season-25-Episode-23:-The-Croncast-Shorty_rats_nyc-restaurant.php Podcasts Length: 4:06
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Happy July 5th
Celebrate like an American
By going shopping
NYC Ratstraunt
Schlump ditty umpt tump
Woodland couches
Black hole futon


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Happy July 5th
Celebrate like an American
By going shopping
NYC Ratstraunt
Schlump ditty umpt tump
Woodland couches
Black hole futon


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]]> Mon, 05 Jul 2010 15:55:58 -0400 4:06 tag:http://www.croncast.com,4444 Episode: #648 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:06 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon no rats, nyc restaurant, woodland couches, black hole futon,